
i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.
Im fucking crying
this video fills me with pure rage
Me: *Drops chocolate on the floor.*
Me: 👀
My Dog: 👀
*Kill Bill Sirens*
me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems.
Me: sees an opportunity to be petty
Me:
red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it
what absolute madmen
i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities
i need to do a face mask but for my soul