star-eaters:

girlasabodyofwater:

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

lubricates:

fleckerdgirl:

Share this Bran of luck to get a job without any experience

SLAM

surprisebitch:

bat-drogynous:

lost-in-pink:

jingles:

x

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying

this video fills me with pure rage

seanp0donnell:

Me: *Drops chocolate on the floor.*

Me: 👀

My Dog: 👀

*Kill Bill Sirens*

mjalti:

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

prasejeebus:

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: 

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it

what absolute madmen

mistones:

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

goytears:

i need to do a face mask but for my soul